Melissa Rivers has no doubt been grieving something fierce over the loss of her mother Joan Rivers. The 81-year-old icon died earlier this month after complications from an outpatient procedure on her vocal cords.

Despite Joan's acerbic humor and sometimes usually biting one-liners, she had countless fans, and Melissa spoke out for the first time since her mom's red carpet funeral to thank them for their support.

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The Fashion Police producer took to WhoSay.com to break her silence on Wednesday, September 17. The grateful star wrote:

As my son Cooper and I mourn the loss of my mother, we want to thank everyone for the beautiful cards and flowers conveying heartfelt messages and condolences, which continue to arrive from around the world and through social media. My mother would have been overwhelmed by the scope and depth of the love that people have expressed for her. It is certainly helping to lift our spirits during this time.

We are forever grateful for your kindness and support in continuing to honor my mother’s legacy, and for remembering the joy and laughter that she brought to so many.

I think she's totally right -- Joan would have loved all the attention she's been getting, and I'm sure she'd have the perfect comeback to those folks who claimed they didn't like her when she was alive. And then she'd probably laugh and remind them not to take life too seriously.

Say what you will about Joan Rivers, but she was never afraid to live life to the fullest.

Do you think Joan Rivers would be tickled at the amount of attention her death has garnered?

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So far, not too many details have been revealed about Kourtney Kardashian's third pregnancy with Scott Disick. Going off of Scott's reaction to the news on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, though, it's pretty obvious that the couple didn't plan for this baby -- but that's about all we know. Until now. Possibly.

A new report, claiming that the sex of Kourtney Kardashian's baby has been revealed, has come out, and all I can say is: I knew it! Kourtney is reportedly having a ...

Girl! Yay! A little sister for Penelope and Mason. Adorable. I've had a feeling that the eldest Kardashian was pregnant with a girl from the beginning, merely going off of the fact that she seemed unusually into little girl clothes as of late and has looked extra dewy and glowy and amazing throughout this pregnancy, which, for whatever reason, I associate more with being pregnant with a girl -- something about the excess estrogen?

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This is gossip coming from In Touch magazine, so it ought to be taken with a healthy dose of skepticism, but hey, I believe it -- where there's smoke, there's fire, right? The mag also is reporting that Kourtney is thrilled, as "she had wanted a girl from the very start." I'm sure Kourtney would be happy with a baby of either sex, but being that she grew up with four sisters of her own, I don't doubt that she's looking forward to giving her daughter a sister, as well.

It's only a matter of time before we find out if this gossip is true or not, but like I said, I'm buying it. Time to break out the Kardashian Kids collection!

Do you think Kourtney is having a girl?

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Kim Kardashian is no stranger to wardrobe malfunctions. In fact, not that long ago, while traipsing around London after being named GQ's Woman of the Year, Kim split her skirt (a skirt from her own collection!) in the back, right in the middle of her butt. Awkward. And now, only a few weeks later, Kim had yet another wardrobe malfunction while getting into a car in Los Angeles. She didn't split anything this time, thank goodness. But she is wearing a super tight pair of black leggings and clearly forgot her underwear, exposing her butt once again. Oh, Kim. Why don't you just cut out the middle man at this point and go out pantsless?

Poor Kim. Here she was just getting into a car, wearing a pair of leggings, when the paparazzi came at her with their crazy cameras that have the ability to zoom in on a single microbe. Nothing is safe for the woman. Then again, she could have just worn a pair of underwear, if she didn't want anyone seeing her behind, but then she would have had to contend with headlines about her underwear showing. It's a lose-lose.

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Then again, Kim is the proud owner of one crazy bod and a helluva backside -- so if you look at things that way, it's actually a win-win.

Do you think it's weird that Kim wasn't wearing any undies with her leggings?

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Uh-oh. It sounds like there might be a bit of trouble in paradise brewing for everyone's favorite Bachelor in Paradise couple. There are rumors going around saying Marcus Grodd cheated on Lacy Faddoul with another reality star ... after they got engaged in Mexico!

I know ... this is crazy, people!

According to In Touch, Lacy was in San Diego while Marcus was in Dallas during the period of time between Bachelor in Paradise filming ending and the finale actually airing. They couldn't be out "together" as a couple in public, you know, or the ending of the show would've been ruined.

Apparently the separation might have caused Marcus to stray, as a source claims he went out on a date with Sydney Rae James, the star of E!'s Eric & Jessie: Game On. (She also happens to be singer Jessie James Decker's little sister.)

The source says Marcus and Sydney kissed and adds, "Sydney thought his romance with Lacy was over. He was all over her."

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OMG. Seriously?!? This can't possibly be true, can it? I mean, out of all of the relationships to ever come out of the Bachelor franchise, Marcus seemed more head over heels in love with Lacy than any other dude, to the point where he appeared to be in some kind of trance around her.

He was so anxious and eager not only to fall in love, but to make Lacy his wife and spend every waking moment with her. Why in the heck would he throw all that away for the sake of making out with another chick?

My guess is that one of two things is going on here. Either this story is totally false, and the In Touch source has Marcus confused with some other guy, or things went south in a hurry as soon as Bachelor in Paradise was over, leading Marcus and Lacy to question their decision to get so serious so soon.

But then again, just yesterday, Lacy shared a photo of the two of them on Instagram with the caption, "My heart belongs to @marcus_grodd ...", so why in the heck would she put that out there if they aren't together anymore?

Hmm. Until there's some sort of announcement from one of them that the engagement is off, I'm just not ready to buy into this rumor. But then again, anything is possible when it comes to reality TV couples, so I guess we shouldn't be all that shocked if Marcus allegedly swaps spit with another gal at some point in the near future. (Stranger things have happened.)

Do you think Marcus really cheated on Lacy?

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Does anyone else consider it kind of ironic that Miley Cyrus is the twerking queen -- and yet she's got a butt flatter than a pancake run over by an 18-wheeler? Maybe this is why Miley needed a little -- okay, a LOT -- of padding in the derriere department while she twerked on stage in Mexico. Add in one of her dancers slapping that synthetic faux-Kardashianassss with a Mexican flag, and, well, Miley might end up grinding against the bars of her Mexican prison cell.

Reportedly, Mexican law protects "national emblems, the flag, and the national anthem" from desecration, and it really doesn't matter if the derriere the flag came into contact with is fake. Disrespecting the flag can get you up to 36 hours in the pokey.

Some Mexican lawmakers are reportedly saying Miley's antics were indeed "desecration," which means she could be subjected to fines, jail time, or being detained before she's able to flee the country.

I think people take the whole desecration of the flag thing a bit too seriously. At the end of the day, it's just a piece of fabric. It means only what you put into it. Besides, who is to say that slapping a fake Miley ass with the flag is a sign of disrespect? Do you think Miley disrespected Robin Thicke when she used him as her booty whipper? It was all in the name of love, I'm sure.

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Besides, when Justin Bieber disrespected the flag of Argentina, no one put him in prison. And we're still paying the price for that!

Check out Miley "disrespecting" the Mexican flag.

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Should she be punished?

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Rumors about Kylie Jenner having plastic surgery have been running rampant for quite some time now. Even though she repeatedly denies having had work done, it's getting next to impossible for us to believe otherwise.

You guys? I know her lips have looked noticeably fuller in the past, but after seeing a new photo that she shared on Instagram? Um, either Kylie was attacked by a swarm of bees or she definitely had some sort of lip injections done.

I mean, you can even see what appear to be little bumps from where the needle (allegedly) plumped up her pout, for crying out loud.

Uhhhh ... what? How in the heck does she think anyone is going to believe that her face is all natural after seeing this shot? I'm sorry, but she was NOT born with a mouth that big, people!

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Oh, and if the photo doesn't convince you that something fishy is happening with her lips, check out this video she posted showing them off even more.

Um, WTF? She looks so different, it's almost a little bit disturbing, to the point where you just want to reach through the computer and shake her or something.

I know she's a reality star and her family is super famous and all that jazz, but for the love of Pete, Kylie is still a teenager. It's just so unsettling that she seems to feel the need to drastically alter her appearance at such a young age.

At the rate she's going, she's not even going to remotely resemble herself by the time she hits 30 or so, which is just plain sad. 

(Seriously Kylie, it's time to chill with whatever the heck you're doing to your lips. For reals.)

Do you think Kylie had lip injections?

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Bad news, everyone who greatly enjoyed Matthew McConaughey crooning "Ladies of Tampa" in Magic Mike. And also the parts of the movie when he wore a cowboy hat and a thong. And the part when he taught Alex Pettyfer's character to grind in front a mirror. And -- well, let me cut to the chase: sadly, it has been confirmed that McConaughey will not be returning to the Magic Mike franchise. I KNOW, right? Let us all bow our heads and observe a moment of silence for Dallas, the strip-club owner who gave us the fantastic line, "Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight ..."

The only silver lining to this incredibly upsetting news comes in the form of a tweet about Magic Mike 2 from actor Joe Manganiello.

The director of Magic Mike 2 (which I guess is actually called Magic Mike XXL) confirmed that filming for the sequel began at the beginning of September, and it’s been set for a July 1 release. Gregory Jacobs says the follow-up to the 2012 hit won't be a cookie-cutter remake:

It’s road trip movie and put it this way, it’s different enough that once you see it you’ll understand why we made a sequel. No one will be accusing us of making the same movie twice.

Unfortunately, that also means McConaughey won't be revisiting his role as strip club entrepreneur. I guess I'm not hugely surprised by this announcement, given the fact that there's a different storyline and McConaughey's career is hotter than Georgia asphalt these days. He's currently filming Gus Van Sant’s new drama, The Sea of Trees, which likely took priority over the Magic Mike project.

Still, I'm looking forward to this sequel because Channing Tatum has said "it will essentially be the movie that everyone thought the first one was going to be: crazy and fun and less slice-of-life and less drama.” Not that I have any problem with drama in my movies, but I felt like the balance between Soderbergh's grittiness and OMG MALE STRIPPERS WOO! was way off in the first film.

Plus, remember how hot Joe Manganiello was in the first Magic Mike?

Well, here's what he tweeted recently:

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Getting ready for #MagicMikeXXL and shooting some new footage for http://t.co/XLtMXtWzX7 with @Ron_MathewsLABpic.twitter.com/OfaGWbqVUk

— Joe Manganiello (@JoeManganiello) September 16, 2014

Dude, he's getting even more ripped for the sequel. Are the tickets for this gun show available for presale because I AM READY TO BUY.

Still, it's a bummer we won't see Matthew McConaughey wearing that leather vest again. For old time's sake, here's Dallas taking it all off onstage, rated-R-style:

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Even though we knew we'd probably see a few excerpts from baby Kaiser's birth air on Teen Mom 2, we never dreamed we'd have the pleasure of seeing some of the more ... intimate moments of Jenelle Evans giving birth.

I mean, the cameras were right there in the delivery room, to the point where we even got to see her pushing, people!

(OMG. Can you even imagine being filmed during such a vulnerable moment?)

But even though she obviously knew the cameras were rolling, you gotta give Jenelle props for risking embarrassing herself on television by admitting she thought she was going to poop.

Yep. She flat-out told Nathan, "I just feel like I need to go to the bathroom. No, like I really feel like I have to poop."

OMG. I don't care who you are. If the thought of pooping during labor and delivery hasn't scared the hell out of you at least once during your pregnancy, you might not be human.

The mere idea of attempting to push out a baby and instead literally sh**ing on the table is beyond humiliating, or at least it is until you actually wind up in the delivery room. Once you get in there, all you care about is getting the baby out, and if something else happens to come along with it? Oh, who the hell cares?!? (Or at least that's my philosophy.)

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More power to Jenelle for putting her fears out there for the world to see, though I'm sure she's more than relieved that the poop thing didn't actually happen. (Whew.)

And hey, if nothing else, at least she'll have a moment captured on video that she can laugh at and reminisce over at a later date. Hey, even super embarrassing times are funny after the fact, right?

Do you worry about pooping on the table?

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Hmm. This very well might be nothing more than a vicious rumor, but unfortunately, it's not totally impossible to believe.

According to Celeb Dirty Laundry, Camilla-Parker Bowles is criticizing Kate Middleton for canceling her Malta trip, because she doesn't believe the Duchess' morning sickness is anywhere near as bad as she says it is.

Apparently Camilla even thinks Kate is simply using the fact that she can't keep any food down as an excuse to be lazy and lounge around Kensington Palace in her jammies all day. (Or whatever royals wear to bed. How the hell should I know?)

Camilla supposedly thinks Kate needs to suck it up and get on with her royal duties despite the fact that she's running to the loo every five minutes. Surely her hyperemesis gravidarum isn't really all that bad.

Um, let's go ahead and assume for one second that this nasty rumor is true and that Camilla does think Kate is kind of a wuss for staying behind closed (bathroom) doors. If that's truly the case, then she ought to think back to the last time she had to contend with a bout of the stomach bug or even a bad hangover. (Oh come on, you know the royals booze it up from time to time.)

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It's next to impossible to think about doing anything other than lie down on a cold bathroom floor with either one of those scenarios. Based on how extreme Kate's condition is, her feeling of unbearable nausea can probably be multiplied by about 100.

I'm sure she'd love nothing more than to hop on a plane and head to Malta to tend to her royal duties, so to assume she's using her pregnancy as an excuse to get out of making the trip is just preposterous.

Again, we can probably assume this rumor is not true. But if it is, even a little bit? I guess we should feel more sorry for Kate than ever for having the ultimate stepmother-in-law from hell.

Do you think Kate's morning sickness is as bad as the Palace is letting on?

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WHOA. EVERYONE. OMG. STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. This breaking news definitely calls for caps lock. You just won't believe it!! It will change your freakin' lives. Seth Rogen has been hired as Waka Flocka Flame's "official blunt roller." It's true. It's okay, take a deep breath. If you applied, we apologize for breaking this news to you in such a way. It was such an in-demand, highly respected position, and the competition was fierce. Figures it would go to a famous celebrity who is most likely high in 99 percent of his interviews anyway.

It does sound like a pretty great job, right? Roll some blunts for a celebrity and get paid for it? Actually, the salary Waka offered is probably more than most of us make in a year ... so no wonder folks around the world were showing off their rolling skillz.

A few days ago, Waka posted this to his Instagram:

$50K a year? Not too shabby, right?

Quite a few people posted photos to show why they would be the best candidate. Considering this could be the job of the century, there were quite a few stipulations involved, with a lot of red tape and background checks and profiling and exhaustive questioning and what not.

Just kidding:

All resumes must be sent on a rolling paper or blunts #seriousinquiriesonly#Gpen

This piqued Seth's attention and he had to apply, obviously.

.@WakaFlockabsm#icanroll Hit me up.

With the caption "HIRED," it became official. Seth got the job.

Lucky bastard.

Waka, as well as his manager, Brick Bronson, sent The Huffington Post a statement in case you didn't think this was actually official:

From Waka:
"Waka Flocka and 36Brickhouse will no longer be accepting applicants for the specified job listing for 'Personal Blunt Roller,' as Seth Rogen has been hired to fill this position. His experience both on and off camera has earned this funnyman a slot with squad, eh.#icanROLL"

From Brick Bronson, Waka's Manager:
"Waka Flocka has since hired Seth Rogen, however, if he doesn't adhere to his day-to-day responsibilities, I'll fire him and hire James Franco." #bound"

Well ...... that's kind of the entire story. Waka had a job available. Seth applied. Seth got the job. Now he'll get paid an extra $50K on top of the millions he earns making movies, all to roll the blunts for Waka Flocka Flame. This is the world we live in. Go ahead. Soak it up.

#Canyouroll?

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Oh, boy. She probably should have seen this one coming a mile away. Mackenzie Douthit shared controversial marriage advice that has some of her Twitter followers giving her some pretty serious shade. (Yeah, I didn't know she was a student at Michelle Duggar's school of hard knocks, either.)

She suggested to her fans that their husbands should be their "spiritual and household leaders" (as in you don't get much of a say in the relationship). If this were 1963, even Betty Draper Francis would be giving her an eye roll with what she had to say.

Apparently Mackenzie and her husband Josh McKee have been reading the book 5 Love Languages and taking every point very seriously. Heck, maybe even a little too seriously. She tweeted this gem right here:

And I also suggest making the MAN read it to you, HE is YOUR leader. HE is YOUR spiritual leader. and HE is the LEADER of the household.

As you can see, some of her followers don't exactly agree with her philosophy.

@DouthitKenzie ew, my husband will never be my "leader," how dependent can you be?

@DouthitKenzie when did I go back to 1925? "Your leader" PUKE. Way to set women back a century. #unfollow

While I get that everyone's grass grows a different shade of green, this does sound a little preachy, doesn't it? While a lot of women might agree with Mackenzie, I'll say this: If I bought into this philosophy in my own marriage, it would take a lot of Prozac for me not to lose my cool.

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It takes two to tango, people. We're never going to reach gender equality at work if we still allow our men to treat us submissively at home. But then again, if this works for her and Josh, who am I to judge? There's no science behind happiness.

What do you think of Mackenzie's marriage advice?

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Gaming the system on reality TV is tricky. Sometimes it works and you win big. Other times ... not so much. On the reunion special of Married at First Sight, it was fascinating to hear what went on behind the scenes, and I think we all have a bit more of a clue as to what happened between Monet Bell and Vaughn Copeland. We also got to catch up with Cortney Hendrix and Jason Carrion as well as Jamie Otis and Doug Hehner. In today's exclusive video, I break it down, as well as an interesting reality TV comparison.

It was no surprise to me that Cortney and Jason remain strong and together -- it was a joy to watch these two. In today's episode I discuss something I think Jason did that, while it may have caused viewers to question his commitment, was ultimately the right choice to make.

Doug and Jamie were so satisfying to watch, weren't they? In today's video I explain how GLAD I was that host Kevin Frazier went there in discussing Jamie's experience on various Bachelor shows. I didn't think he went quite far enough though, so I took it a little further. With all their struggles, it was great to see that they managed to not only work it out, but have a very bright future ahead of them.

But it wasn't all spooning this week. Monet and Vaughn threw out some potent allegations against each other, and it made me think of another acrimonious reality television divorce and what led up to it. Any clue whom I'm referring to? Well ... watch now!

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Are you surprised about how nasty things got between Vaughn and Monet?

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It's getting close to that time, y'all. Close to that time that Kendra on Top premieres and we can finally see what the hell happened between those two! But we're still a couple of weeks away (premieres October 3), so until then, we've got preview clips to tide us over. The latest preview continues in the same dramatic fashion that the first one did, with Kendra Wilkinson seemingly discovering that her husband, Hank Baskett, had cheated on her with a transsexual while she was eight months pregnant.

In this clip, Kendra is seen crying hysterically and collapsing into the arms of her friend. "My whole life just flipped upside down," she says. Then, "Oh my god, paparazzi!" (If this show is anything like Tori Spelling's, it will be painfully clear that the paps were tipped off to Kendra's whereabouts.)

"It was the ultimate betrayal," a voice booms, as Kendra wails, "I feel there's no hope," and is seen leaning precariously against a wall, eyes squeezed shut.

It's all pretty dramatic and shocking up until you hear Hank say, "I didn't do anything."

Maybe he's just uncomfortable talking about sex with transsexuals in front of a camera (just guessing), but something about the way he talks sounds super stilted. Almost like, gasp, he's acting. Or trying to.

I'm sure this show will get just as many questions about its authenticity as Tori's did, and who knows the lengths people will go to to keep their jobs -- but, really? Would Hank agree to go along with this fake plot point?

Kendra tells Hank that nobody believes him -- and she sounds a bit stilted too. Maybe the pair are just less comfortable airing their very dirty laundry than Tori and Dean were. Kendra asks him if he thought about his family while he cheated. (The answer is no, Kendra.)

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Although the two are supposedly reconciled for the time being, sources keep telling mags that Kendra will never take him back.

Cheating with a transsexual is never good for your marriage, but it remains to be seen if it's good for ratings.

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Kendall Jenner may seem like the golden girl who has never had to suffer rejection or humiliation or bullying, but apparently that's not true at all. Despite being beautiful, wealthy, and connected in Hollywood, all of those attributes seem to have only worked against Kendall, at least in the modeling world. A source told In Touch Weekly that Kendall's fellow skinny minnies in the industry are so jealous of her that they put cigarettes out in her drinks! Yikes!

Sources told the gossip mag:

The other models worked so hard to get a spot on the runway and didn't think it was fair that she was there. They started acting b****y. Some even put out their cigarettes in Kendall's drink!

Oh, no, no. That's so wrong. And gross.

While it's understandable that other girls would feel that Kendall has used her name to get ahead in the fashion industry, it's most likely not true at all. Runway fashion is extremely picky, and unless Kendall had the exact right measurements and her walk was good, she wouldn't get cast by top designers, no matter who she was.

Also, Kendall could have made a lot more money, and had an easier time of it, if she stuck with reality TV. She could have also licensed her name to a clothing or accessory line. Pretty much anything she decided to do would be easier than the cutthroat world of runway modeling. In that game, no one is a celebrity except the designer.

So, girls, chill out. Kendall is working as hard as you are and deserves the same amount of respect. She has even asked Kim to stop coming to shows so she can be taken more seriously. What more do you want from her?

Play nice, girls. And stop smoking!

Do you think Kendall gets special treatment?

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If there's anything better than a grownup version of Truth or Dare that involves drinking, it's Neil Patrick Harris playing it. The Gone Girl actor appeared on The Meredith Vieira Show on Thursday, September 18, and agreed to play a round of "Drink or Dish" with the host.

The game involves a series of personal questions, in which the askee has to take a drink if they refuse to answer it. While we didn't really learn any of Neil's secrets, we did have a good laugh at the question he was unwilling to answer.

"Tell us a time when you used your fame when you really shouldn't have -- you abused it," the host asked the 41-year-old newlywed. Declining to answer, Harris took a "hard, stiff shot of white wine" directly from the bottle.

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The interrogatee became the interrogator when the roles were reversed and Harris got to ask Vieira some potentially embarrassing questions, like when did she lose her virginity, and who her least favorite co-host on The View was.

Let's just say there was some drinking going on onset today!

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Would you drink or dish if someone asked you how old you were when you lost your virginity?

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Can we just declare 2014 the Year of the Booty and be done with it? Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea have been teasing their video for the remix of JLo's "Booty" for what seems like for-ev-er (or at least a month, which, in entertainment news, might as well be a decade), and on Thursday, they finally delivered.

Oh boy, did they deliver. They got the boom, shake the room, that's for sure! Not since Nicki Minaj's demure overtly sexual "Anaconda" video have we seen so much junk in the trunk.

Skimpy bathing suits -- check. Wet and wild water fun -- check. Mild girl-on-girl action -- check. Twerking -- CHECK.

More from The Stir: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Hop on 'Booty' Train With New Remix (PHOTO)

In fact, it might be a good idea to skip watching this video if you're prone to epilepsy, because the flashing camera shots of flashing bums might just be enough to trigger a seizure.

Or, you know, if you're at work. This probably isn't what you want up on your screen when your boss happens to walk by.

Also if small, impressionable children are in the room. Save it for after bedtime.

Now the rest of you -- get ready for four minutes of pure booty, and try not to be too envious of Iggy's and JLo's practically perfect bodies. Vow to never eat ice cream again. Weep into your wine when you realize Jenny From the Block is a 45-year-old mom of twins, and she looks like that. Screw it. Have some ice cream.

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What do you think of this video? Totally hot or total mess?

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Watching them fall hopelessly in love on Bachelor in Paradise was such a pleasure, to the point where it's virtually impossible not to root for them to live happily ever after. And now that Cody Sattler is officially living in Utah, it sounds like he and Michelle Money are 100 percent sure that they're going to be together for the long haul.

Cody-Code made the trip out to Salt Lake City yesterday, and based on a tweet Michelle shared after his arrival, it sounds as though they might just be living under the same roof!

My sweet man is sleeping next to me. All is right in the world. I love you @cody_sattlerâ�¤ï¸ï¿½â�¤ï¸ï¿½â�¤ï¸ï¿½â�¤ï¸ï¿½â�¤ï¸ï¿½

Hmm. I wonder if Cody simply spent the night at her place before he moves into his own pad? Or maybe there's really no point in him renting a place, given how serious they obviously are?

I highly doubt Michelle would allow him to be so closely involved in her daughter Brielle's life if she wasn't sure he's going to be in her life for a long time. It wouldn't exactly be shocking if she and Cody are already shacking up.

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And Michelle certainly isn't shy about how much she adores her man. Check out this update she shared on Facebook as he was making the big move, which shows exactly how over the moon she is about Cody.

@cody_sattler I'm counting down the hours!!! This man has sold everything and packed his bags to move to UT to be with me! I have never felt love like I feel from and FOR this incredible human! Can't wait to get our lives started with little Brie Brie (Cody's nick name for her! So cute!) I am like a little kid on Christmas Eve!!!!! Thank you for all the amazing love and support we have received! We truly can't tell you how much we appreciate it! I wish I had more time to reply to everyone and tell you THANK YOU!!! I'm the happiest I have ever been!!! Love you all so much!!!!

Aww! Don't you just love these two? I wanna go to their wedding so bad. (Shamelessly begging for an invite over here.)

On that note, now that Cody and Michelle are living in the same place, an engagement can't be too far off in the future, right? C'mon Cody-Code ... put a ring on it, already!

Are you excited for Cody and Michelle?

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Despite the fact that Kate Middleton just peed on a stick, the world is already on Royal Baby Bump Watch Part Deux. Since the palace made the announcement, the Duchess has, more or less, been in hiding, due to the fact that she's suffering from extreme morning sickness yet again this pregnancy. But, a few days ago, Kate debuted her baby bump, if you will, when she emerged for a casual outing with Prince William.

Being that the Duchessis barely out of her first trimester and has spent the last few weeks, well, barfing her brains out, it isn't surprising that her bump is practically non-existent (though if you look hard enough, you can see an itty-bitty belly -- aww). So, why on earth are there headlines out there that question whether or not the "pin thin" Duchess is "too skinny" right now? (I'm looking at you, Radar Online.) I mean, seriously? We're doing this already?

The Duchess is a thin woman to begin with (whether you think she's "too skinny" or not is your issue, not hers), so it doesn't come as a shock that she isn't walking around right now looking like she's ready to pop. She's probably around eight or nine weeks at this point -- and again, there's the whole hyperemesis gravidarum thing. Does anyone look especially plump after not being able to keep anything down for weeks?

No doubt, Kate Middleton is going to be scrutinized throughout her entire pregnancy, as she was the first time around. But can we at least not make accusatory, shaming statements such as "she looks too thin" that insinuate she's putting vanity first? From everything we've heard, the health of her baby, and herself, are of the utmost importance to the Duchess right now. Please, let's not make it seem otherwise.

What do you think of comments that say that the Duchess is too thin, etc.?

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By no means is Kim Kardashian a no-bra, sweatpants, and ponytail kind of gal, but I was under the impression that, despite always being gussied up, she knew what the definition of "casual" was. I was wrong. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star recently posted a photo of herself to Instagram, along with the hashtag "#casual," and, well, I'd like to know who else would classify this outfit as so. Kim certainly isn't as dressed-up as she normally is, what with her extension-free, wind-blown hair, but sorry, honey, this isn't casual.

You guys, I think Kim is moving further and further from reality every day and I'm scared. Check out her relaxed, super laid-back outfit. You know you wore something similar to bed last night.

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On the one hand, I sort of get where Kim got "casual" from -- her outfit isn't quite as fancy-pants as it normally is and the way she's tousling her hair gives off a casual vibe -- but still. No. She looks drop-dead gorgeous, as usual, but this isn't something most people would ever throw on to run to the store or pick up the kids from school, which is basically how one can define "casual."

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Oh, Kim. Is it weird to say that I kind of can't imagine a world without you anymore? Every day you bless us with something delightful and new.

"Casual." Ha. I love you, girl. Please, don't ever change.

Do you think Kim's outfit is casual?

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Even though this probably shouldn't surprise us, the news that Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas are back together did kind of come out of left field, considering he was supposedly dating Camilla Thurlow as early as a few weeks ago.

But apparently that romance never really got off the ground. Harry and Cressida reportedly spent a couple of nights together this week and are giving things another shot.

On Tuesday, they took in a screening of Sex Tape at the cinema. Then the next night, they danced together at Harry's birthday party at Clarence House, so they must be in the midst of rekindling the flame.

And if they really are giving their relationship another chance, it can only mean one thing, right?

Duh. An engagement and royal wedding are pretty much imminent at this point. Why in the heck would Harry want to get back together with Cressie if he didn't see a future with her? (He's SO gonna pop the question.)

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Hmm. Am I the only one who thinks this all sounds a little too familiar? I mean, the path Harry and Cressida are following seems to mirror that of Prince William and Kate Middleton's road to being man and wife, don't you think?

For a while they were all hot and heavy. And then Wills got cold feet (or whatever) and kicked Kate to the curb, so she partied like a rock star and basically acted like she couldn't care less about being dumped by a prince. And then lo and behold, Wills came to his senses, they got back together, and BOOM! She walked down the aisle at Westminster Abbey and turned up preggo (twice) and the rest is history.

Obviously William and Harry are both living proof that the "absence makes the heart grow fonder" thing rings true. Let's go ahead and get our hopes up about another royal wedding happening within the next year or two, shall we?

Oh come on, you know you can't wait to get up at 4 a.m. to partake in the festivities either. (Let's get this party started, people.)

Do you think Harry and Cressida are back together for good?

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